DCE - Take Light!

Another weekend goes by - with some noteworthy things happening on this one as well! And the thing that made most of this weekend included the innumerable thoughts and discussions of the DCE days!

This time around, S also came along to the driving range – so it was S instead of Swap, who was the party, in additional to regulars B and AK – and the incident management (a technical term I recently learned) was uproarious. Couldn’t stop LOL on even the thoughts of whatever we started discussing.

Disclaimer: Continue purely at your discretion – No liabilities to be taken for anything – All fictional, nothing personal!

Time: 11:02am

Teacher Enters

Gaurav Malhotra: Present Sir

Shuchi Verma: Present Sir

Gaurav Saini: I am ALSO present sir

Manisha: Present Sir

Rajeev Dagla: ……. (Ghatak says: “he was present last week sir”; In the meanwhile, Shweta and Deepa sneak in through the door at the back)

Punit Kapoor: Vroom..

Lovish Ahuja: Past & Present & Future Sir

Neeraj: I, uhhh, yeAS sir. (Bhagwat wakes up in the hostel now)

Rajwinder: PRESENT hain sir

Rashmi Jain: Yes sir

Arun Kumar: Hum Upasthit hain

Arnab Ghatak: Ditto! (Bhagwat enters the room, and sits in the last row)

Yash: Yes, sir – I am not a dayschee, but I am present

Aniruddha (catching his breath): Sir, I am in time. Present sir

Abhinav: Always here sir

Deepa Bharti: SIR

Shweta: sir present

Shishir Maithani: Atlast, mera number aa hi gaya. Present sir

…..Attendance Over……

Gaurav Jaidka stands up and says, “Mera number kab aayega?”

And Juhi Khushwaha is seen in the class, trying to avoid teacher’s line of sight.

Meanwhile, Tara enters the classroom at 11:55am, ready for the next class.

A few excerpts ….

“…….And remember that Mojo ka paper – infact uska midsem, jisme mere 6 number aaye they!

Arey nahi yaar, tere usmein bhi minimum nahi they, mere 4 they! Aur pata hai, mojo ne calculate bhi kar rakhe they ki mujhe pass hone ke liye kitne number chahiye – class mein mujhe bolta hai – Tumhe pass hone ke liye 28 number chahiye, including grace (hahahahahaha – raavan waali hansi bhi hansa tha wo tab…) isliye padhai kar lena! Aur end sem mein baith ke wo codes hote they na, ISO 456 or something, usmein se maine saare design seekhe they – paper mein baith ke sab acchi tarah se samajh aa raha tha ki mojo ne kya kya nahi padhaaya!......”

“………..Ye Punit ne MBA shuru kar diya hai na? ye bata usko ye idea kisne diya ki MBA karma chaiye? Pakki baat hai Raj aur Arun ne hi usko iske peeche lagaaya hoga.

Aur ye Neeraj kahaan hai? Abhi bhi IAS mein hi hai kya – pata hai, hamaara final year project same tha – jisme Minocha ne waat laga rakhi thi – title sunega ‘Performance appraisal blah blah blah …of some leachate..blah blah blah..with some crap MATLAB analysis..” – huh, sounds like a PhD thesis to me, but anyhow – humein eight graphs banaane they, aur maine kaha ki humein alag alag banaane chahiye……..(and the technical stuff goes on)”

“………Yaar, wo kya maze aate they na yaar Dehradun mein – aur ye dayschees ki bhi kya mast fight hui thi – wo movie dekhi thin a – Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum – uske baad dayschees ki aisi haalat thi ki kabhi ghar se bahar na nikle ho – apne ghar phone lagaana aur ghar waalo se baatein karma – maine jab apne ghar phone kiya tha tab mere dad bole, “itni jaldi khatam ho gaya kya tumhara trip, abhi kuch aur din wahin ruk jao…”!...jo bhi ho, wo mast tha yaar – kya mast surveying ka trip tha – accha khaasa survey ho gaya tha apni class ka…”

“…..abhi bhi wo Bahadur bhaiya se samose yaad hain yaar – kya kya mast dishes banaakar khilaate they – chai samosa, sambhar samosa, bun-butter-tea….kya yaar, sab mast tha – sahi mein, bahadur bhaiya ne hi paal pos kar bada kiya tha….”

“….aur tujhe wo yaad hai, jo humne carrom tournament khela tha – mixed doubles waala – oye jaldi jaldi se sab kara lo – ghar ki baat ghar mein reh jaaye to accha hai!.....aur antakshari mein kya mast tha na, jab main aur deepa ek team mein they – kya mast tareeke se haare they tu aura seem…antakshari to hum kabhi nahi haare!....”

..….to be continued….