Friday, November 05, 2004

I am not Drunk (Hic!)

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my friends insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else...
After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it,with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.

Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.

I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. I'm not drunk you shilly sit!

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:13 AM

    Ha ha ha!
    Goddamn mighty funny! *rofl*

    Its' me - Aniruddha!

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  2. Anonymous9:12 PM

    Really cute post...
    Divya
    www.livejournal.com/users/divyaiyer

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  3. just too much...very funny.

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  4. Deepak Gupta10:21 PM

    Really nice one
    After reading this, I thought someone rightly said,
    "When I read the harmful effects of drinking, I stopped reading."

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  5. In principle, a good happen, support the views of the author

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